911, what’s your emergency?
You’ve got to help me – I think I’m in love.
Sorry, sir, did you say love?
Love.
Sir, this is 911, what’s your emergency?
Love. It zaps you.
…
Like electricity.
This number’s for emergencies only, sir.
But this is an emergency, it won’t stop following me around.
Sir, are you saying you’re being stalked?
That’s why I called.
Are they there now?
It never leaves.
Are you being threatened?
In a way.
Where are they?
Well, inside me.
Inside you, sir?
Yes.
…are we still talking about love?
Yes! I need your help.
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